Let us stray till break of day

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via funnybro)

My last day of high school is this Friday, May 24th.

My first day of college is August 28th, 2013.

When teachers expect me to participate in class: »

sodamnrelatable:

I do not wish for women to have power over men; but over themselves.

“

—	Mary Wollstonecraft (via fuckoffcorry) (via donaldmania)

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(via keep-calm-stay-healthy)

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in

And then someone or something that isn’t yours

gets in that space

and you just

That awkward moment when your parents’ guests arrive and you didn’t make it to your room in time so you have to socialize

sodamnrelatable:

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid - The Fly (1986)

professor-sex-and-dragneto:

#REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

(via shedisenchants)